Gold Fish are Dangerous Pets!
My name is “Fish-Killer.” I have come by it honestly, it
runs in my family. It’s not that I hate fish, but it seems I have a knack for
killing them. After some research though, it turns out – being a fish killer
may not be a bad thing. I have learned through my many years as an attempted
fish-owner that Gold Fish are dangerous pets to have. They can be emotionally damaging,
dangerous for the environment and even physically dangerous! I know this is a
shocking statement and this may have some reeling, but as a reformed fish
killer, I do find it my responsibility to inform you!
Imagine a child’s joy of owning their first pet, maybe it
was won at a fair and carried home in a plastic baggie, or maybe it was chosen
after an entire afternoon at the pet store. Either way, the Gold Fish came home
and soon there was a bowl and rocks! It is fed a little, it is fed a lot,
before too long that beloved Gold Fish is found belly-up and it has to be
flushed. Devastating -
I know that is the cycle of life…but what, just what if a
child has a pet Gold Fish and goes on vacation and the parent says, “Let’s let
Goldie go swimming with the ducks in their duck pool.”
What do ducks like to eat? Gold Fish!
This small child gets back from vacation and runs across
the lawn to catch their precious Gold Fish only to come up empty netted – emotionally
damaged for life! (The parent referred to in this scenario has since been
forgiven!)
What happens to all these Gold Fish (besides the ones
that are eaten by neighbor’s ducks)? Are they flushed, thrown out? How are they
bad for the environment? Gold Fish excrete massive amounts of ammonia and
changing the water creates toxic waste that needs to be disposed of safely. How
many of these deceased fish end up in the landfill, or thrown out in the back
year – just the ammonia alone has to be processed by the sewage plants or
absorbed into the environment somehow…but, what about the unwanted Gold Fish
that are released into the wild?
Monster Gold Fish found in Lake Tahoe have formed a
colonies, some as large as 1.5 feet and weighing in at 5 pounds. These Gold
Fish have proven to be a very invasive species of fish that can take over the ecosystem,
eating everything in their path and growing at accelerated rates. (Arciero, 2013) It is not just a
problem here in the United States but, but it is happening in the UK as well
and Anglersnet.co.uk warns reader to make sure to dispose of their pet Gold Fish in
an appropriate way. (Elton, 2007)
So this innocuous little Gold Fish can be damaging
emotionally for a small child, or even an adult like me and even how it can be
bad for the environment, but how is it physically dangerous. Since 1939 at
parties, for jokes and even for frat challenges, live Gold Fish swallowing has
been a popular challenge
But, what if
the average person is not intending to swallow the Gold Fish and this said person
is a happy Gold Fish owner. Just imagine what happens if this unsuspecting
owner changes the toxic ammonia water, slips, falls and cracks their head open
in front of their child?! It is a two-fer! The child is emotionally damaged and
the parent is physically hurt – Gold Fish are dangerous pets!
This cold
water, ammonia producing scaled fish can be emotionally damaging, bad for the environment
and physically dangerous. After many years, I have graduated from a fish killer
to a happy tropical fish owner. I have a 30 gallon tank with 25 different
aquatic creatures, but I will NEVER have another Gold Fish. I am truly too emotionally
scarred and I would never want to put my seven year old through the kind of trauma
that I have experienced.
(and yes, I am OCD enough to do a little research!)
Arciero, R. (2013, Febuary 21). Monster Gold Fish
Found. Retrieved from Examiner.com:
http://www.examiner.com/article/monster-goldfish-found-giant-goldfish-lake-tahoe-invading-a-real-danger
Boyle, J. (2010, Feb 14). Don't Eat Goldfish, it
can Cause Cancer. Retrieved from Gold Fish Care Information:
http://www.goldfishcareinformation.com/2010/02/dont-eat-goldfish-it-can-cause-cancer-and-make-you-sick.html
Elton. (2007, May 9). Anglers.co.uk. Retrieved
from Dangerous Goldfish: http://www.anglersnet.co.uk/News/dangerous_goldfish.html
Meyer, A. (2011, January 12). National Museum of
American History. Retrieved from The Year of the Gold Fish:
http://blog.americanhistory.si.edu/osaycanyousee/2011/01/1939-the-year-of-goldfish-swallowing.html
